Monty Python

In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it.

Inconceivable!" "You use that word a lot. I do not think it means what you think it does.

Half a bee, philosophically, must ipse facto half not be. But can it be an entire bee, if half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?

We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked... have been sacked.

I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!