Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get devorced. I keep the house".

I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming al men's advances as long as they are in cash.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

Macho does not prove mucho.