Bill Waterson

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? - Calvin

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles! - Calvin

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. - Calvin

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. - Calvin

My life needs a rewind/erase button. - Calvin