How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name." -- Upon receiving a check from Jack Buck made out to "bearer.Yogi Berra
Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical.Yogi Berra
It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.Yogi Berra
Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.Yogi Berra
A nickel isn't worth a dime today.Yogi Berra
Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.Yogi Berra
It gets late early out there." -- Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium.Yogi Berra
Glen Cove." -- Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show.Yogi Berra
Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Yogi replied, "Surprise me."Yogi Berra
Do you mean now?" -- When asked for the time.Yogi Berra
Polski filozof i logik, reprezentant szkoły lwowsko-warszawskiej, profesor Uniwersytetu Stefana Batorego, Uniwersytetu im. Adama Mickiewicza i Uniwersytetu Warszawskiego, członek Polskiej Akademii Nauk i Polskiej Akademii Umiejętności.